During the madaraka holiday, we were hosted by a friend for mbuzi choma at his place. The amount of madness in that party was only comparable to a crisis day in a mental hospital. From people having fits on the dance-floor and disguising it as dancing to others who came solely as suicide eaters.
Two goats and one hour of eating; and there was no evidence anywhere that food had been made. However, the evidence that beer had been served was there many hours later!
And that is when I realized that beer is not the problem in our society. Food is. Why?
1) While there is always a food crisis in Kenya, have you ever heard of a beer crisis?
2) Beer prices dont go up because rains failed. Or because there was a flood.
3) Actually, was it not for government taxes during budgets, beer prices would NEVER go up.
4) People don't invade forests like Mau so that they can grow beer.
5) No matter how poor any country is, you have never heard any country receiving relief beer.
6) If you miss beer for a week, you don't ask the government for help and you don't bother your neighbors to share theirs.
7) Singing and dancing is a sign of happiness. Beer is hence a source of happiness. After all, You never feel like dancing and singing when you eat a lot. If anything, the more you eat, the less you feel like singing and dancing.
8) Friends spend a lot more money to buy each other beer than food. And that hardly ruins the friendship. If a friend buys you food for three days in a row, he starts avoiding you.
9) Lack of Beer never breaks up ANY family. Lack of food does.
10) Lack of beer never killed anyone. At least not YET.
So you see now. Food is the real source of problems in society. Not beer!
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::BEER is not the problem in our society
FOOD IS!
During the madaraka holiday, we were hosted by a friend for mbuzi choma at his place. The amount of madness in that party was only comparable to a crisis day in a mental hospital. From people having fits on the dance-floor and disguising it as dancing to others who came solely as suicide eaters.
Two goats and one hour of eating; and there was no evidence anywhere that food had been made. However, the evidence that beer had been served was there many hours later!
And that is when I realized that beer is not the problem in our society. Food is. Why?
1) While there is always a food crisis in Kenya, have you ever heard of a beer crisis?
2) Beer prices dont go up because rains failed. Or because there was a flood.
3) Actually, was it not for government taxes during budgets, beer prices would NEVER go up.
4) People don't invade forests like Mau so that they can grow beer.
5) No matter how poor any country is, you have never heard any country receiving relief beer.
6) If you miss beer for a week, you don't ask the government for help and you don't bother your neighbors to share theirs.
7) Singing and dancing is a sign of happiness. Beer is hence a source of happiness. After all, You never feel like dancing and singing when you eat a lot. If anything, the more you eat, the less you feel like singing and dancing.
8) Friends spend a lot more money to buy each other beer than food. And that hardly ruins the friendship. If a friend buys you food for three days in a row, he starts avoiding you.
9) Lack of Beer never breaks up ANY family. Lack of food does.
10) Lack of beer never killed anyone. At least not YET.
So you see now. Food is the real source of problems in society. Not beer!
True
tht there was free meat for the single guys ..........Givin back 2 the lonely community