HILARIOUS... How To OLE LENKU Yourself To A Great Relationship

Relationships are tough and unpredictable in this day and age. An old wise man once said "it is harder to keep a relationship than it is to get one". Let us for one moment imagine that our relationships are going through a rough patch. If you have been in one, you know that conflict is a significant part of any relationship. Thanks to recent developments, we have come up with a technique called 'Lenkuing' which will ensure that you avoid the conflicts that can can cause a potential break up. When can you Lenku?

1. You went to a bachelor party of your best friend who is soon getting married and your girlfriend found out. She was not supposed to. How do you lenku yourself out of the "How many strippers were there?" Question?

Simply reply that there was an insignificant number of strippers at the party. This vague answer will confuse her for sure.

2. You are still getting to know each other and you soon reach the insecurity stage where she wants to know how many people you have dated in the past. How will you respond to this?

Simply let her know that there were about 6 girls after which you will keep on referring to them as "The two, six girls whom I had previously dated......" Remember.... For security purposes you cannot give her sensitive information

3. You came home late and ate(looted) the food that was intended to be for the morning breakfast. In your hunger you ate many croissants and milk. How do you Lenku yourself out of this?

Tell her you doubt that this would have happened as you were busy trying to stop the dog and cat from fighting and claim that you will form a commission of inquiry to investigate the missing milk and croissants (Even though traces of crumbs are visible on your clothing)

4. Your landlord has come over to the house to evict you because of unpaid rent. Your wife receives a report from neighbours and decides to call you. How will you Lenku yourself out of this?

Even though you may be in the middle of an eviction crisis, claim to be in control of both the the upstairs and downstairs of a mansion (meanwhile, you should be calling all your friends can give you a loan... It might be a good idea to keep her away for 2 days)

5. You accidentally peed on the bed after a drunk stupor. She is mad at you and demands an explanation from you. What do you Lenku?

Claim that you poured water on the Mattress as you attempted to create a diversion for her from her sleep. Use the "Because I love you honey excuse"

Be sure to Lenku yourself in to a successful long term relationship by providing vague and funny answers. Be sure to assure your spouse that you are in control and are investigating any allegations. If you have no crafty answers to give, claim that you can't give out sensitive information that may compromise the security of the relationship. Good luck Lenkuing.

- spycemagazine.com

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