3. Jaguar
This would be another wonderful pick. Why Jaguar!? Well,for the sole purpose of spiting Prezzo. And scoring a fast one over him and his childishness. Jaguar hasn’t made his relationship status public for years now. It’s assumed he’s single. And well,why not start a sweet romance with Miss Betty.
He’s talented (LOL),super rich,popular,sits at the board of some committees,knows the President and can be kind and generous. He would obviously make a perfect boyfriend. Plus you don’t see his business on the Internet all day. He’s not some Kardashian-type and sure does know how to treat women… If some of his songs are anything to go by.
PROS: He’s wealthy… Like super wealthy. He’s pals with His Excellency. He can get you a job at State House. Access to all VIP dinners… He’s grounded
CONS: You would have to put up with his music all day. Everyday. Not the kind of horror you want to wake up to.
4. Shaffie Weru
He’s the de facto King of Team Mafisi. He’s been the thirstiest nig'ga on the block for years now. He’s a women magnet and makes a tidy sum. He’s been married before…actually he is still married and has the experience of dating some other popular female celebrity.
And just like Betty,he’s a media guy too and knows a thing or two about the ropes of media. Some say he’s handsome (I didn’t say he is) and his party life is something to be very envious of. Shaffie would make a sweet boyfriend.
Though not a very faithful one. Or one that would call you anytime you want to be called. Or text you back as regularly as a man should. Still,he wouldn’t be so bad. But he’s better than Okari anyway.
PROS: He’s Charming (We guess), fun to be around,also a media guy,drives very sleek cars,is definitely NOT struggling,has a Buzzin social life. Doesn’t look like he gives two fucks.
CONS: He’s a serial w0'manizer. Drinks alot. Is hangovered half of the time. Doesn’t shave that beard. Drinks alot. Goes out like a college boy. Is too loud. Looks like he loses his phone every weekend. And did I mention he drinks like a Swedish sailor?
5. Dennis Oliech
TV girls love soccer stars. And sure,Betty and Dennis wouldn’t be so bad after all. Trouble is,just like Betty’s ex,even this one is called Dennis. In fact,Denis Oliech shares the same name abbreviation with Dennis Okari.
But still,mapenzi sio majina. Football stars are said to be the hottest thing in the dating market. And Dennis squarely fits the bill. I mean, he’s been rumored to have dated Caroline Mutoko. Bro, if a nigga can date Caroline Mutoko,stubborn as she is,that nigga can date anyone.
And Betty is not a very bad choice. Plus they’d probably fly off to France. And she’d forget the Okari troubles for a long long time. Don’t you know what they say? France is the Nation of Love. And Paris is the Capital of Romance. Betty and Oliech please.
PROS : A stay in the City of Love, Paris. A taste of the good D that only a professional footballer can give. An interesting life… Crazy nights out. Endless trips around the World. You get to still be Mrs. D. O.
CONS: Oliech is said to be super super broke. His club told him to go farm cabbages. He wears skirts. Smokes too much stuff. Doesn’t comb his hair. Is as proud as a 15 year old Spanish girl. Hangs out with idlers. Was dumped by Mutoko.
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