FIVE TYPES OF HOUSEMAIDS ‘MBOCHES’ YOU WILL MOST PROBABLY FIND IN NAIROBI’S ESTATES!!! NUMBER 4 & 5 ARE THE MOST COMMON

3. Miss Ethnic Accent
I am fascinated by women with accents –exotic accents that is. Not deep ethnic accents or forced American accents. I can’t get over how people’s speech pace and pronunciation is completely determined by their environment.

There is the mboch who despite staying in Nairobi for a couple of years has been unable to ditch her ethnic accent. And as if this isn’t enough, she has a commitment to absolute ignorance and stupidity.

She keeps making blondish blunders which get her fired eventually.

4. M@'laya Wa Mtaa
The estate wh0're has been sh@'gged by watchmen, caretakers, shopkeepers plus the husbands and sons of her employers.


It can be safe to assume that her pu'n@ni sees more action in a week than Abou Diaby does in five seasons. Once in a while she will get pre'gnant and fail to know who the real daddy is.

So she will pin it on her loving boyfriend back in shagz. Poor fella.

5. The Nollywood movies and soap operas enthusiast
This couch potato mboch spends all day watching ‘Oga’ movies and Mexican telenovelas. She’s the reason KPLC keep making huge profits. She’s so good at this kind of thing that she can predict what’s going to happen next.

She’ll say “Aki Alehandro atakiss Marimar. Sikudaganyi. Ngoja tu five minutes uone.” Five minutes later…Boom! It happens.

As a result of her screen addiction, most of her chores are done in the last two hours before the owner of the house arrives.
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