3. #RuracioTings: For you to have a successful relationship on Instagram or Facebook, you are highly advised to give us a blow by blow account of every high and low of your relationship.
Be as explicit as you possibly can.
If you are planning to go for your girl’s ruracio, I am going to expect you to post an entire camera roll of that event detailing the colour of the tents, the mukimo you ate, the sodas you took to the girl’s home, the lesos they wore, and photos of your soon-to-be wife’s grandparents.
As you plan for the wedding, you are encouraged to give us updates of your wedding committee. Be as annoying as is humanly possible.
Posts such as “The wedding committee meeting of Tom and Njeri will be held at Norwich Union Towers, 4th floor, room 407 from 7pm to 9pm. Come one, come all. God loves a cheerful giver” are very welcome.
As you grow closer to the wedding date, keep us updated “Three more weeks before I am officially Mrs….”
And the night before the wedding, remind us, just in case we did not hear you the last a hundred times you told us.
4. #ForBetterOrWorse: It is your wedding, finally! I implore you to make it a big deal. Have a hashtag if you must.
#FloraWedsMartin must be a top trending topic. Those naysayers, pessimistic columnists who are still single and searching can hate all they want. It is your big day.
Did I mention photos? Ask your friends to take as many pictures of the lovely bride and tag them to your social media page. If the rest of us did not get an invite to your exclusive garden wedding, I believe it is our right to know what we missed.
After the wedding, I want photos of the honeymoon. I want to know where you went on honeymoon and for how many days. How else am I going to compare and outdo you?
When you are back from honeymoon, we want to know. We want the following photos in no particular order. Photos of;
#FirstMonthAsAMarriedCouple and #MarriageIsFun.
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