... the CV below.
Mike Mbuvi Sonko’s CV – ABDRIGED & UPDATED
§ Born Gidion Kioko.
§ Attended Kikowani Primary School and performed dismally.
§ Dropped out of Form 2 at Kwale High School.
§ Convicted and sentenced to serve time at Shimo La Tewa Maximum Prison for
theft and fraud.
§ Escaped from prison and changed his name to Mika Musa.
§ Changed his name again to Mike Munga.
§ Moved to Nairobi and changed his name to Mike Gidion Kioko Mbuvi.
§ Bought matatus and became a “makanga” in Nairobi.
§ Opened Bars and started selling drugs in Buru Buru estate.
§ Bought a nomination certificate from NarcKenya in 2010.
§ Elected MP for Makadara on September 20, 2010 byelection.
§ Bought a university degree from the Kenya Methodist University.
§ Called for the forceful circumcision of Luos.
§ Boxed buildings in Nairobi.
§ Poured “unga” on Nairobi streets.
§ Danced and lay on streets at The Hague
.§ Terrorized motorists and mourners in Nairobi with armed goons.
§ Claimed that he was Acting President of the Republic of Kenya.
§ Has spoken ZERO TIMES in Parliament in 8 years.
§ Is functionally illiterate.
§ Wants to become the Governor of Nairobi.
§ REFEREES: (1) John Harun Mwau; (2) Hassan Ali Joho; (3) William Kabogo; and (4) Evans Odhiambo Kidero.
§ HOBBIES: Drugs and Alcohol. We must defeat this primitive, uncouth, functionally illiterate thief and drug dealer.
We must choose integrity over mediocrity! Viva!
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