Somebody give the Kenya Film Classification Board (KFCB) a lollipop. Because they are being childish. And as for the CEO, please, somebody buy him crayons, a colouring book, that colourful little chart with the alphabet and drop him at the day care centre. Because he too, is being very childish.
I am sure you have heard about the ‘Project X’ party that was to happen this weekend. This party, the organisers promised, would be the party of the year. Young people, for whom the party was intended, were assured to have the time of their life, so much so, that they would “lose their minds”.
“No one goes back home a virgin…” read the poster.
The KFCB, in its infinite Solomonic wisdom, called a press conference and made the earth-shattering announcement. It condemned and banned the party on moral grounds.
They said that party is an avenue through which unscrupulous business people would promote drugs, illicit s3x and make p()rn()graphic movies. They claimed that an international p()rn()graph!c ring was behind the party, and the aim was to film the youngsters having s3x.
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