2. Kasarani
Peeps here are the kind that send good morning texts to random girls every time the sun rises and wreck havoc whenever they are rejected. “Kwani huyu dem hawezi appreciate hii effort yote yenye nimemake?”, they wonder.
It comes as no surprise that many ladies don’t live in Kasa for more than 18 months. The pressure from males is just too much. Males who place too much emotions into the whole process of hooking up.
To make matters worse, the thirsty populace here are mostly young high school leavers or campo guys that are staying with their older brothers or sisters. They adore girls but find it hard to approach the right way. You’ll find them staring at passing @s'ses all the time but with no courage to holla.
Every time a young guy from Kasa sees a really h0t girl, a river of excuses flowed out of his mouth, similar to the excuses you might have used yourself before chickening out on an approach: “She’s not my type,” “I’m not in the mood,” or “She’s much older than me.” Poor souls. No wonder Vaseline sales have skyrocketed in this neck of the woods.
3. Buru Buru
A Buru dude will chips funga a lady then make her leave very early next morning. Why? Because another chick is coming over at 9’o’clock. Don’t trust me? Go to a Buru matatu stage at 7 in the morning on a Sato and you’ll see groups of lonely mini-skirt clad chicks waiting for matatus to put an end to their walks of shame.
To get the chicks to leave, Buru guys come up with a bunch of lies like, “My daddy said he’ll visit me at 8 in the morning” or ‘” Beshte yangu ameshikwa na Kanjo. Nafaa kuenda kumtoa’’.
A good number of them will just order the chic to leave, plain and simple. All this occurs after they have unleashed all their anim'alistic styles and b3'astly aggressiveness in the name of s3'x.
4. Kileleshwa
This hood has a lot of young guys who have somehow made it. And they are as ruthless as medieval tyrants.
Accompanied with endless braggadocio, they use their cash to make sure they get as much pu'$$y as possible. Mr. Thirsty with the money hits on girls by selling his success. Ati “Oh i do this and that. I know so and so.” Then he pulls out his phone and car keys and chicks be wet. It’s all good though.
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