REVEALED: HERE ARE TOP 7 ESTATES IN NAIROBI WHERE YOU WILL MEET THE THIRSTIEST ‘MAFISI’!!! THEY ARE ALWAYS READY TO GET DOWN AND DIRTY WITH ANY TYPE OF LADY ANY TIME OF THE DAY

5. Nairobi West
I was chatting with my friend Brenda the other day and she asked me, “Why is it that every time a guy buys a girl a drink, it’s like she owes him. We don’t we owe any of you nothing.

You bought the drink because you wanted to. We didn’t ask you. Give it up already!”. I told her that she had probably been going out with two many guys from Nairobi West. It’s true that the fisis from this area love drinking.

And they use drinks as the only reliable means to get lun'gula. Luckily, girls love drinking so this strategy always works.

6. Ngara
Some say that guys from Ngara invented the phrase ‘Kam tuwatch movie’. What starts out as a movie invitation ends up being an intense negotiation for s3'x. Most of Nairobi’s p0'rn consumers also come from Ngara.

The Ngara fisi is also the online pest. He will write on a girl’s Facebook wall then comment on what he just wrote. He’s the same guy that will slide into the DMs or inbox and send 100 messages but still keep sending despite not getting any response

Ngara guys like to follow pages of models and leave tons of “You’re so hot”, “Beautiful”, comments on their pics and pages. Someone give these guys some water please.

7. Roysambu
Guys from this Thika Road hood are the type to text a chic they just met recently, then call her to ask “Ulipata text yangu?” Fellas, if you text a chick, and she does not text you back, there’s a reason she has not done so.

There is nothing wrong with a follow-up phone call, but use your judgement in the situation. If you find yourself calling her constantly or sending texts like “I haven’t heard from you in a while,” or “You must be busy,” then you’re being thirsty. She got your text, but she didn’t want to talk to you.

Tuache ufisi mingi tafadhali.
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