TOP 5 CRAZY LIES KENYAN MEN TELL WHEN THEY WANT 'LUNGULA' BADLY!!! NUMBER 4 IS JUST INSANE

2. Sio s3'x tu nataka
We say this in order to make ladies feel that they are not being us'ed. Even when we pretend s3'x is not on our minds … it is.

When a man first becomes acquainted with a woman of interest, the thing on his mind is exchanging 0rg'@sms with that woman at some point in the near or distant future.

A lady’s other desirable qualities and non-s3'xual attributes do not come into play until later.

3. Niko single
This is obviously one of the commonest lies men tell just so they can get in the sh33ts with a lady. They know that saying they have a lady can hamper their chances, and they don’t want that; so they claim being single to boost their chances of ge'tting l@'id.

4. Nitaingiza kichwa tu
This is the classic phrase used by men on na'ive girls and v1'rg1ns. What’s more surprising is that a lot of women believe it. Ladies, the h3ad cannot go in alone. As soon as it enters, the body will want a piece of the action.

5. Nakupenda
Even if a guy has only known a chic for a week, he will still lie to her how she’s the only one. Men use the ‘I love you’ card just to make women perceive them as noblemen who have genuine interests.

The phrase ‘Ni wewe tu’ is meant to reassure a lady that you l0ve her and that there’s no one else.
As a result, she develops trust and lets her guard down and serves the g00dies. it’s that simple.
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