5. Independence
Except for a few greedy and lazy ones in the lot,the Kikuyu woman can be fiercely independent. She won’t act like she needs you. And won’t look like she is into what you’ve got-despite the hype. She strives to get her own.
And is fiercely proud of her little accomplishments. And very proud of the stuff she has in her house. All of which she bought herself. She will obviously need a rich man who can complement her strides already,but make no mistake, even without you,this woman will be making her own.
And will keep hustling and hunting and scavenging. She came to win. She didn’t come for no one’s damn help. You eventually wanna marry her. And if you won’t,she won’t stress over it. She’ll be gone from your ass. In the speed of light.
6. Parental Involvement
Even before you’ve clocked six months of dating,the Kikuyu woman has broached the topic of visiting the parents. She will coerce you into making that trip to her village and seeing her Mama.
She’ll convince you that there are mangoes and avocados that she needs from the village. And that you must take her. And that you must see her Daddy ‘just for a hi’. The trip will quickly change from a simple mango-collecting rendezvous to a serious sit-down with both of her thoroughly-prepared parents who also invited six other old relatives who also brought along eight other older relatives and before you know it,your girlfriend is being auctioned off to you even before you can say ‘The Grace’.
Game over. You’ve met her parents. Whether you liked it or not. Try wiggling your way out of that confusion. And good luck. You need it.
7. Manipulative
This one pretty much sums up all of the other six points. If there’s a woman who is an expert manipulator,it’s the good old Kikuyu woman. She’ll manipulate you into getting serious with her even when you didn’t really have the intentions,she’ll manipulate you into moving in with her against your will,she’ll manipulate you into seeing her worth (even when she’s as worthless as a whistle in a packed Parliament), she’ll manipulate you into playing the game her way,steering the relationship in her speed and generally being a stooge for her.
All the time. She’ll make decisions for you and expect you to abide by them. And she’ll cloud up your mind,congest it with her wild personality and blind you from seeing anything less lucrative than her. You’ll have ultimately lost. And it will be too late. To move on.
She’s the Kikuyu woman. Hate her or love her. There’s NO escaping her. Man!
Culled from Ghafla Kenya, Written By Kabu Gah
