A middle-aged man in Mombasa was caught making out with his mpango wa kando by his wife, whom he thought had gone to church.
Shocked neighbours were treated to a rare spectacle when the two illicit lovers were flushed out of the house butt naked- and given a thorough beating. Apart from a few who were too shocked for words, the rest watched excitedly and cheered on as the duo got a merciless beat down.
INFIDELITY
According to eyewitnesses, the amorous man had developed the habit of cheating on his wife with his illicit flame most Sundays whenever his wife and two children went to church.
“The man always waits for his wife to go to church and a few minutes, she would arrive and spend hours on end with the man only to leave late in the afternoon when the woman of the house is about to return home,” said Hamisi Bakari, one of the eye witnesses.
Apparently, a neighbour, tired with his infidelity, reported to the man’s wife last Sunday. And as usual, he had asked his wife not to bother coming home early after church and instead urged her to take children out at the beach for a picnic. Little did he know that his wife had been notified of the hanky panky that always went on, every Sunday, whenever she is away for church.
HUG
The clever wife decided to lay a trap by making as if to go to church, only to return through a neigbour’s back door and patiently lay a trap. And after a few hours of peeping through a neigbours window, she saw a girl knocking at her house.
Her husband opened and welcomed her with a hug. And to infuriate her further, he planted pecks on her cheeks, something he never did to her! Eager to know exactly what goes on, the fuming wife gave them a few minutes before storming in.
She made her way to her house, opened the door, which the lovers had neglected to shut, and with the fury of an Ikolomani bull, stomped in.
Much to her shock, the two had changed into their birthday suits and were enthusiastically kissing and slobbering heavily on the sofa. The woman of the house couldn’t stand the sight, she made a bee line for the kitchen and emerged with a heavy sauce pan which she used to hit them as they protested their innocence, despite being caught in the act red-handed. Then she dragged her husbands mpango wa kando outside the house.
“Yaani unaniambia niende kanisa na watoto kasha tupitie uko tukienda picnic kumbe hivi ndivyo wewe hufanya (you ask me to go to church and take the kids out for picnic when this is all you do here?)” screamed the enraged woman.
Angry female neighbours descended on the poor mpango wa kando and mercilessly reigned blows on her until police officers from a nearby police station came to her rescue.
The frightened woman and the man of the house were covered by lessos and driven to a police station as a large crowd jeered and hopped from one foot to the other with excitement.A middle-aged man in Mombasa was caught making out with his mpango wa kando by his wife, whom he thought had gone to church.
Shocked neighbours were treated to a rare spectacle when the two illicit lovers were flushed out of the house butt naked- and given a thorough beating. Apart from a few who were too shocked for words, the rest watched excitedly and cheered on as the duo got a merciless beat down.
INFIDELITY
According to eyewitnesses, the amorous man had developed the habit of cheating on his wife with his illicit flame most Sundays whenever his wife and two children went to church.
“The man always waits for his wife to go to church and a few minutes, she would arrive and spend hours on end with the man only to leave late in the afternoon when the woman of the house is about to return home,” said Hamisi Bakari, one of the eye witnesses.
Apparently, a neighbour, tired with his infidelity, reported to the man’s wife last Sunday. And as usual, he had asked his wife not to bother coming home early after church and instead urged her to take children out at the beach for a picnic. Little did he know that his wife had been notified of the hanky panky that always went on, every Sunday, whenever she is away for church.
HUG
The clever wife decided to lay a trap by making as if to go to church, only to return through a neigbour’s back door and patiently lay a trap. And after a few hours of peeping through a neigbours window, she saw a girl knocking at her house.
Her husband opened and welcomed her with a hug. And to infuriate her further, he planted pecks on her cheeks, something he never did to her! Eager to know exactly what goes on, the fuming wife gave them a few minutes before storming in.
She made her way to her house, opened the door, which the lovers had neglected to shut, and with the fury of an Ikolomani bull, stomped in.
Much to her shock, the two had changed into their birthday suits and were enthusiastically kissing and slobbering heavily on the sofa. The woman of the house couldn’t stand the sight, she made a bee line for the kitchen and emerged with a heavy sauce pan which she used to hit them as they protested their innocence, despite being caught in the act red-handed. Then she dragged her husbands mpango wa kando outside the house.
“Yaani unaniambia niende kanisa na watoto kasha tupitie uko tukienda picnic kumbe hivi ndivyo wewe hufanya (you ask me to go to church and take the kids out for picnic when this is all you do here?)” screamed the enraged woman.
Angry female neighbours descended on the poor mpango wa kando and mercilessly reigned blows on her until police officers from a nearby police station came to her rescue.
The frightened woman and the man of the house were covered by lessos and driven to a police station as a large crowd jeered and hopped from one foot to the other with excitement.
Shocked neighbours were treated to a rare spectacle when the two illicit lovers were flushed out of the house butt naked- and given a thorough beating. Apart from a few who were too shocked for words, the rest watched excitedly and cheered on as the duo got a merciless beat down.
INFIDELITY
According to eyewitnesses, the amorous man had developed the habit of cheating on his wife with his illicit flame most Sundays whenever his wife and two children went to church.
“The man always waits for his wife to go to church and a few minutes, she would arrive and spend hours on end with the man only to leave late in the afternoon when the woman of the house is about to return home,” said Hamisi Bakari, one of the eye witnesses.
Apparently, a neighbour, tired with his infidelity, reported to the man’s wife last Sunday. And as usual, he had asked his wife not to bother coming home early after church and instead urged her to take children out at the beach for a picnic. Little did he know that his wife had been notified of the hanky panky that always went on, every Sunday, whenever she is away for church.
HUG
The clever wife decided to lay a trap by making as if to go to church, only to return through a neigbour’s back door and patiently lay a trap. And after a few hours of peeping through a neigbours window, she saw a girl knocking at her house.
Her husband opened and welcomed her with a hug. And to infuriate her further, he planted pecks on her cheeks, something he never did to her! Eager to know exactly what goes on, the fuming wife gave them a few minutes before storming in.
She made her way to her house, opened the door, which the lovers had neglected to shut, and with the fury of an Ikolomani bull, stomped in.
Much to her shock, the two had changed into their birthday suits and were enthusiastically kissing and slobbering heavily on the sofa. The woman of the house couldn’t stand the sight, she made a bee line for the kitchen and emerged with a heavy sauce pan which she used to hit them as they protested their innocence, despite being caught in the act red-handed. Then she dragged her husbands mpango wa kando outside the house.
“Yaani unaniambia niende kanisa na watoto kasha tupitie uko tukienda picnic kumbe hivi ndivyo wewe hufanya (you ask me to go to church and take the kids out for picnic when this is all you do here?)” screamed the enraged woman.
Angry female neighbours descended on the poor mpango wa kando and mercilessly reigned blows on her until police officers from a nearby police station came to her rescue.
The frightened woman and the man of the house were covered by lessos and driven to a police station as a large crowd jeered and hopped from one foot to the other with excitement.A middle-aged man in Mombasa was caught making out with his mpango wa kando by his wife, whom he thought had gone to church.
Shocked neighbours were treated to a rare spectacle when the two illicit lovers were flushed out of the house butt naked- and given a thorough beating. Apart from a few who were too shocked for words, the rest watched excitedly and cheered on as the duo got a merciless beat down.
INFIDELITY
According to eyewitnesses, the amorous man had developed the habit of cheating on his wife with his illicit flame most Sundays whenever his wife and two children went to church.
“The man always waits for his wife to go to church and a few minutes, she would arrive and spend hours on end with the man only to leave late in the afternoon when the woman of the house is about to return home,” said Hamisi Bakari, one of the eye witnesses.
Apparently, a neighbour, tired with his infidelity, reported to the man’s wife last Sunday. And as usual, he had asked his wife not to bother coming home early after church and instead urged her to take children out at the beach for a picnic. Little did he know that his wife had been notified of the hanky panky that always went on, every Sunday, whenever she is away for church.
HUG
The clever wife decided to lay a trap by making as if to go to church, only to return through a neigbour’s back door and patiently lay a trap. And after a few hours of peeping through a neigbours window, she saw a girl knocking at her house.
Her husband opened and welcomed her with a hug. And to infuriate her further, he planted pecks on her cheeks, something he never did to her! Eager to know exactly what goes on, the fuming wife gave them a few minutes before storming in.
She made her way to her house, opened the door, which the lovers had neglected to shut, and with the fury of an Ikolomani bull, stomped in.
Much to her shock, the two had changed into their birthday suits and were enthusiastically kissing and slobbering heavily on the sofa. The woman of the house couldn’t stand the sight, she made a bee line for the kitchen and emerged with a heavy sauce pan which she used to hit them as they protested their innocence, despite being caught in the act red-handed. Then she dragged her husbands mpango wa kando outside the house.
“Yaani unaniambia niende kanisa na watoto kasha tupitie uko tukienda picnic kumbe hivi ndivyo wewe hufanya (you ask me to go to church and take the kids out for picnic when this is all you do here?)” screamed the enraged woman.
Angry female neighbours descended on the poor mpango wa kando and mercilessly reigned blows on her until police officers from a nearby police station came to her rescue.
The frightened woman and the man of the house were covered by lessos and driven to a police station as a large crowd jeered and hopped from one foot to the other with excitement.
-Standard
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