1. Leak some fake story to some mediocre blogger.
2. Implicate well known and influential personalities in scandals, and mainly sex scandals for that matter.
3. Take nude or semi-nude photos and ensure they circulate and pollute the entire web.
4. When idle and clueless social media users and bloggers start blabbing about you, pretend to get upset and swear by your butt that you have no idea who leaked the story or pictures.
5. Deny the story, deny the photos. Deny. Deny. Deny.
6.Appear on some crappy TV or radio show and talk about utter nonsense on how you shot into “fame” or notoriety and whatever other bull you can come up with.
7. Stay relevant! Remain in the social scene ensuring that everyone knows about all the fights you have with your lovers, or should I call them sex clients?
8. Pick fights and public verbal exchanges over anything as long as some mediocre blogger will be writing about it and some idle idiot will be commenting on and sharing your nonsense.
