8. Surprising Her
No, of course gifts are nice. Sudden showers of semen on her face are not. Tell her when you’re going to come.
9. Making Her Take Stupid Positions
She’s not a Khajuraho carving, neither does she want to look like one. If you’re going to test her flexibility in be'd, we suggest you send her for a gymnastics class first.
10. Suffocating Her
Don’t just lie down on her like a dead whale. Nobody wants to die suffocating under a thick-skinned lazy man, that too nak'ed.
11. Trying To Find Her Prostate
Venture into anal stimulation only with her permission. There’s no point looking for her prostate because women don’t have one.
12. Deep Love Bites
A little amount of nibbling is sexy. Just make sure you don’t make her look like a Dalmatian after it is all over.
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