For some people it's candles on a cake. For others it's spankings (with one to grow on). And for reckless students of public universities it's shots.
But an enterprising young por'nography actress is considering taking on 23 lovers in honor of her 23rd birthday.
Per the Toronto Sun, Heidi Van Ho'rny (seems like she was destined to do this important work with a name like that) has put out a call for 23 men to perform consensual adults acts with and on her.
As you can imagine, Ms. Van Ho'rny is pretty easy on the eyes and in short order more than 500 men threw their (Jimmy) hats into the ring.
Sure, there are issues. For instance, Ms. Van Hor'ny would like a say in which men are to be passengers on this train and would like some assurances that the group of amateurs do not have se'xually transmitted diseases or infections. I'm sure an event this important will have the kinks worked out in no time. There's too much on the line for it to fall through the cracks.
For those of you not in the Montreal area, the event will be live cast online.
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