Here are some of the funniest tweets;
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill Always put you first. Seeing there is not enough food, announces she was not hungry in the first place
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill hold you on her lap and you’re all grown up in a matatu coz hataki kukulipia fare “full”"
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill Hear you bang the window and tell you. ‘Vunja dirisha zote, hadi Microsoft windows.’
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill beat you with pauses; nani
*slap* alikuambia *kick* ufanye
*pinch* hivyo!”
Me: Sends please call me
Mom: Sends a please call me back.
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill tell you they always used to be Number 1 in school.
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill call you and ask you pass her the tv remote control when it’s only a metre away from her.
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill ask you, “Kwa nini unalia bure?” after beating you half to death.
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill make you think that the red slipper is more painful than the blue one when they punish you
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill beat the hell out of you and claim she was not beating you but the mistake
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill force you to finish ur food with threats that God will take it away if u don’t finish & give it to the less fortunate
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill refuse to give you milk after eating beef and ask you, “kwani unataka kula ng’ombe mzima”
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill tell you to also get lost when you lost money on your way to the market to buy groceries.
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill tell you to change the channel to her favorite program then go ahead and sleep
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill tell you it’s ok to introduce a girl friend to her and then tell you nikuone na yeye tena.. Maliza masomo kwanza
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill insist on using her saliva to wipe off some white stuff stuck somewhere on your face sigh..
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill buy you an oversize uniform
and say ” hio utavaa hadi class 8″
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill tell you “if it doesn’t taste good, it’s because it’s very healthy” – the yucky veggies and cereals.
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill beat you up then threaten you “Niskie ukilkilia uone”
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill give you chores to do…after you’ve completed the ones she gave earlier, to deter you from visiting friends.
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill pinch ur nose for eating at the neighbours, but will insist on ur pals to eat with you at ur place SMH
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill whoop her child’s behind in the middle of the toys aisle at the supermarket for acting out..
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill call you by all your four names when you are in trouble.
#OnlyAKenyanMumWill coincide with the school administration to punish you when you do something wrong.
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