1. Sickening Amnesia: Kenyans naturally suffer from incurable Amnesia. We must be the most forgetful and forgiving society in Africa with unrivalled benefits to greedy politicians whom we vote year in, year out-with the same sickening results!
2. Siasa 24/7: Kenyans never tire of talking politics...with very meagre returns for their efforts.
3. Playing witness: This has created new celebrity ‘witnesses’ at accident site and police-robber shooting scenes where they give detailed accounts to TV cameras.
4. Attachment to shagz: We erect rural monstrosities in which we only sleep during Christmas or the occasional funeral.
5. Lavish funerals: We spend large on funerals complete with a professional preacher and outside catering.
6. Grand weddings: We even now have banks giving wedding loans!
7. M-PESA: The only truly Kenyan invention that even America could not snatch from us!
8. White Supremacy: Waiters accord Whites superior treatment than fellow miros in hope of a tip.
9. Copying each other: Be it fashion, hairstyles to businesses. Succeed “burning” DVDs from a stall, I also open mine next to you!
10. Cynicism: We hardly appreciate anything Made in Kenya. We think foreign, including spouses, are better. Remember the Kenya national dress that laughably got tattered?
11. Laughing at ‘shrubbers’: Mother tongue interference in South Africa and Botswana is no big deal. TV presenters ‘shrub’ proper and no one gives a hoot. But Kenyans will ridicule you out ot town.
12. Alcohol: Last year we were ranked the second best drinkers in Africa after South Africa, making Tusker lager a national heritage brand.
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so who cares, where do you come from, Souyh Africa?