Of course, these friends are always the closest talkers, constantly telling you secrets, and saying phrases like “hhhhhhooww are you?” “whaaaattss up” and “smell my breaaathh.”
Here are 12 creative ways to deal with that friend:
1. Ask them if they can catch tic tacs in their mouth.
Keep throwing them!
2. Every time they open their mouth to speak, spray binaca in it.
7. Ask them to smell your breath and tell you how it is, hoping they will also ask you.
8. Talk about someone else who has terrible breath so they might feel self conscious about their own.
9. Tell them you have a new, cool technique to brush your teeth.
10. Legit spit your gum into their mouth
11. Tell them straight up their breath smells like ass.
12. Get new friends.
Ultimately you have to do you.
1. Ask them if they can catch tic tacs in their mouth.
Keep throwing them!
2. Every time they open their mouth to speak, spray binaca in it.
3. Challenge them to see who can swish mouthwash longer without spitting it out.
Let them win!
4. Ask them if they know how to blow bubbles with a piece of gum.
5. Always order them a mojito whenever you go out.
Pay for it if you have to!
6. Describe how good your gum is so they ask for a piece
Let them win!
4. Ask them if they know how to blow bubbles with a piece of gum.
5. Always order them a mojito whenever you go out.
Pay for it if you have to!
6. Describe how good your gum is so they ask for a piece
7. Ask them to smell your breath and tell you how it is, hoping they will also ask you.
8. Talk about someone else who has terrible breath so they might feel self conscious about their own.
9. Tell them you have a new, cool technique to brush your teeth.
10. Legit spit your gum into their mouth
11. Tell them straight up their breath smells like ass.
12. Get new friends.
Ultimately you have to do you.
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