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FUNNY KENYANS: Has Demarco Overstayed His Welcome?

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Last weekend, Jamaican dancehall artiste Demarco performed at Carnivore, and as is the case with other international artistes, everyone expected him to leave the country say Monday or Tuesday. 

News soon broke that he had extended his stay by a week, and would probably perform alongside Tarrus Riley this weekend at KICC. To his fans, this was great news, but some people are reading too much into that. 
Why has Demarco not left Kenya? Has he overstayed his welcome?
Kenyans on Twitter led by the usual bigwigs @masaku_ and @njiiru were yesterday trying to answer these questions.

Demarco is the famous version of those relatives that visit and never leave.
 

Demarco will learn kiswahili and will start saying, "enyewe nimetoka far" during interviews
 

Anybody near Demarco ? just play him some nick mutuma music... He'll be flying out faster than huddah left BBA.
 

Is Demarco remaining in Kenya to take advantage of the free maternity and laptops? :-)
 

The only way we can get demarco out of kenya is by an aeroplane with the shape of a burger.
 

Demarco might be teaching Virtual DJ graduates how to acquire a Jamaican accent.
 

Maybe it's not that Demarco is in Kenya. Maybe Kenya is in Demarco.. he ate it."
 

Knock knock Who's there? 
Dem yako Ooh *opens* 
Enyewe ni Demarco sina place ya kustay
 

It's all fun and games until slimpossible premieres and Lilian calls Demarco's name
 

Demarco will replace Mbusii at Ghetto Radio.
 

Demarco has joined the race for Makueni senatorial seat." :'D
 

Demarco has stayed longer in Kenya than Huddah in BBA
 

Yenyewe you guys pay Bus fare for Demarco to go back to Jamaica.
 

DEMarco is cashless. DEMatthew shud help out a brother.."
 

Demarco is hanging around thinking he will be Tetemeshwad. shindwe yeye
 

Kuwa mpole uskie Demarco anadunga job GNLD.
 

Heard De marco is still in kenya searchn for his bro De mathew wafanye collabo!
Demarco ni kama ile ndovu iliomba ruhusa iingize trunk pekee kwa tent halafu ikaingiza mwili yote na ikakatalia ndani.










 
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