7. Can I borrow some money?
The very foundation of every male/female relationship is based on the man providing for the woman and making her feel secure, it once consisted of us bringing mammoth steaks back to the cave, but now it means providing a measure of financial security.
Asking a lightskin chic to lend you money completely shatters her faith in you to provide this basic function. She will question your money sense, your fiscal responsibility, heck, even your man'h00d.
Ask a buddy, take out a loan, get another job — do anything but hit your lightskin girl up for cash.
8. Why are you wearing that?
Girls, especially lightskin girls have an obsession for looking pretty. They agonize over their outfits, taking great care in choosing every layer and accessory. So if she comes out of the for a night out and you pop off with this gem of a question, you are just inviting the mother of all battles.
Odds are that she would probably love to just throw on a pair of jeans and her least wrinkled top that she bought at Ngara, but females are held to a higher fashion standard than men are.
Bite your tongue, tell her she looks beautiful and plan secretly to ruin the offending outfit if you can…haha.
9. What’s wrong beb?
You already know the answer she will give you: Which is “Nothing.” Followed by an eye roll. Just figure out what’s wrong yourself
10. Can we go to church?
Her response: Aki bae sifeel poa. Try asking her “Can i buy you some Guarana and Sheesha” then see if she still won’t be ‘feeling poa’.
