FIVE TYPES OF HOUSEMAIDS aka ‘MBOCHES’ YOU WILL MOST PROBABLY FIND IN NAIROBI’S ESTATES!!! NUMBER 4 & 5 ARE THE MOST COMMON

Nairobi is a city of mboches. Due to the high number of women that can’t cook and clean, hiring a maid has become a must. Employment opportunities for mboches are now on the rise. Among the thousands of mboches in Nairobi’s residential estates, you will find these five common types.


1. The ‘Moshene Mongerer’
This is the maid whose mouth keeps firing from all cylinders. She plays the role of detective and media at the same time.

She digs out info about mama so and so then she rushes to tell her fellow mongerer who in turn formulates hypotheses before adding information about baba so and so. What results is a mega story that could crush TMZ’s website. It’s crazy.

2. The future resident of heaven
This one is so holy, she has probably booked herself a bedsitter in heaven already and paid the deposit. Gospel songs are her thing and she still buys Rose Muhando ringtones at 30 bob.

Her favorite hobby is wrestling with the kids for the TV’s remote control when they want to watch cartoons and she wants to watch the scratch filled gospel CD her church suitor gave her.
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