1. #SoInLoveWithBae: This is a special appeal to all women on social media. Nothing screams ‘I am in a relationship’ louder than marking your territory on social media. Ensure that you retweet, like and comment on every single social media by and about your man.
Tag your man in all your pictures and Facebook posts so the rest of us single and unhappy women know that the boy is yours.
Tweet him once in a while, like thrice a day. Comment on every post he uploads and make it known that you took that photo.
On your anniversary or birthday, please do not allow us to breathe. Flood our social media timelines with sweet messages and ‘throwback’ photos of the two of you on your wedding day.
Wake up early, just before dawn, to craft a long, nonsensical birthday tribute to your beloved. Tell us how much you love him, how he is your ‘soulmate’ and cap it with photos of the birthday cake and the dinner date later that night.
Oh, don’t worry how late you’ll return from your date, we’ll wait up for you, just to see the pictures.
2. #MovieNightWithBae: It is a jungle out there, and we are all competing to see whose marriage is happier than the next.
Competition is tight, and canvassing is highly encouraged through posting of photos of happy, smiley couples. The more the merrier. Keep us busy.
Feed our eyes into the hallowed private lives of your family. Gone for holiday with your better half? We need to see your matching beach sandals complete with a photo caption ‘His and Hers’.
Are you having a movie night in your house? I am going to require you to upload as many pictures as possible of your popcorn, wine-glass, remote and even television. Are you on a date night at an affordable Chinese restaurant? I need pictures of that too.
