1. Primary school teacher
I repeat……primary school teacher. Not secondary. Primary school teachers love children. They take good care of them. They are not the type to go clubbing and leave their children watching expl1c1t soap operas with the h0'rny mb0ch. Secondary school teachers are too stressed out from dealing with adolescent teenagers so they wont properly service your manly needs at home. Primary school teachers on the other hand are feminine, nurturing, selfless and most importantly blessedly cheap to maintain. Primo teachers don’t make much mulla so your financial status will always be above hers, guaranteeing a long and healthy relationship.
2. Str1'pper
The success of a marriage comes down to two important things – s3'x and money. Unhappiness always fills in where one of those lacks. Str1'ppers are champions of earth shattering s3'x. They pin you down and make you cu'm to your last drop. And before that, you get a free show. The only major drawback is that you might have to share her. I wouldn’t advise you to go this route if you are the jealous type. Money wont be a problem either. She can take care of herself
3. Mboch
Maids are submissive. They ambitiously pursue domestic glory, not material goals or oneupsmanship, so status competition with them will be minimal. Mboches are focussed on developing a home. They are also used to taking orders so they will simply do as you say. There’ll be no instances where you say this and she says that.
A mboch has spent most of her life taking care of children so she already knows how to be a great mom and caretaker. She’s patient, wise, and unconditionally loves the people she calls family.
4, Nurses.
Nurses are loyal. They generally try not to fuck around so much because they understand the risks. They understand that guys are not enthusiastic about marrying women whose v@'ginas have played host to numerous c0'cks before them. They also understand that Kenyan men are coy when it comes to taking responsibility of babies. So they always insist on using pr0tection
Another important point worth noting is that nurses are used to caring for patients. This act of service becomes ingrained in their DNA with time hence they end up caring for everyone else around them. Your nurse wife will show concern to your needs as well as those of your la familia at large. Furthermore your health condition will never deteriorate since you’ll be forced to live a healthy lifestyle
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