HERE ARE THE 10 WORST TYPES OF LADIES TO DATE IN NAIROBI....TRY TO AVOID NO. 4 AND 10 AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

4. The ‘fresh outta high school’ chic
Place of residence: Any hood (with her parents , auntie or bigger sister)

Her life: She is excited about joining campus soon. She also has a lot of free time on her hands hence she wants to have fun.

Your first date: Brunch at Chicken Inn or Coldstone. You watch nervously as she orders expensive meals yet your pockets are dry. She tells you about her ex-boyfriend’s guitar and that she has a crush on Willy Paul. She agrees to sh@'g on the second date and you invite her to your place or one of your boys’ places for a r0'mp.

The inevitable breakup: You realize she’s too childish and that all the things she’s excited about are things that you did a long time ago.


5. The Party Girl
Neighborhood: Roysambu. Zimmerman or Umoja

Her life: She does nothing special with her life. She’s either an average student in college or an average employee at work. She still believes that she’ll find a nice rich guy to marry her and take care of all her problems. She gets sick quite often too because her white blood cells are too dirunk to fight diseases.

Your first date: You go to Skyluxx or your estate club on a Monday night and proceed to get wasted. Then you chipo her

The inevitable breakup: You get tired of getting wasted every weeknight and having to buy a mzinga every time she’s coming over to your place. You break up with her and she seems to take it a little too well. She just doesn’t care.

6. The younger cougar
Neighborhood: One of the posh estates in Nairobi

Her life: She is in her late twenties or early thirties but eager for the sug@r mummy life because she has money. She has a husband who works far away or she probably got divorced. She is a busy woman with a high ranking role somewhere but has no social life. She thus spends her free time f@pping and hunting for young boys

Your first date: She invites you to her place since she’s too h0'rny to go on d@tes first and have s3'x later. She sends her kids to their auntie when you are about to come. She cooks for you and p0'unces on you before you even finish the meal. She then demands 10 r0'unds and doesn’t care that you are tired.

The inevitable breakup: She tries too hard to control you like a child. She insists on you coming over whenever she calls you. Her possessiveness suffocates you hence you decide to quit. She then takes back everything she ever bought you.
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