HERE ARE THE 10 WORST TYPES OF LADIES TO DATE IN NAIROBI....TRY TO AVOID NO. 4 AND 10 AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

7. The feminist
Place of residence: Hurlingham, Valley Arcade or living with her parents

Her life: She doesn’t trust men anymore. She’s gone through too many heartbreaks. Some dude probably made her pr3gnant and ran away so she kept the baby or ab0rted. She’s h0't and has a cool job but she doesn’t get l@'id a lot. She believes in equal rights for both genders. She probably spends most of her days being bitter at nothing.

Your first date: A traditional date at a coffee shop where she asks you too many questions to vet you. She makes you take her on like 10 other dates before she even lets you k1ss her. During s3'x, you find out that she is not even good enough. She accidentally bites you while giving you a BJ

The inevitable breakup: She refuses to cook or do anything for you while expecting you to still spend tons of money on her just because she’s giving you the pun@ni. You get fed up and dump her

8. The chic with no life
Place of residence: a campus hostel somewhere

Her life: She’s probably a student with nothing else to do apart from studying and eating. This type of woman insists that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any significant amount of time with anyone else. If you suggest that she should h00k up with her g1rlfriends while you go watch the game with your friends, you will probably be faced with a two-hour argument during which she’ll ask you if you still love her about a thousand times

The first date: She’ll be super excited and talk too much especially if you are working. She’ll also let you sh@'g her on the same day you meet her so long as you push for it.

The inevitable breakup: She starts pressuring you to help her get a job and take her out every weekend. You end up fleeing without even telling her.



9. The hot but dumb chic
Place of residence: a bed sitter costing 12k. (she doesn’t know you can get cheaper ones elsewhere)

Her life: She looks good but she’s ignorant about a lot of things. Conversations with her aren’t exactly “st1mulating.” As you have to keep explaining lots of stuff like a Maths teacher. .

Your first date: Anywhere in town so long as you show up looking nice. You don’t have to go to great lengths to come up with interesting topics of conversation since she’s a b1mbo. You can have s3'x with her on the first day too

The inevitable breakup: When it comes to a serious relationship, you’ll definitely lose interest faster than she can say “What does ‘CEO’ mean?”

10. The chic with rich parents
Place of residence: At home or some campus hostel that she was forced to live in by her parents so that she learns the hard life

Her life: A high maintenance chick. If she breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you’re doing to take her to the nail salon immediately. There’s no way she’ll go to the pub to have a beer and watch the game; only the trendiest venues will do. Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one.

Not only will she constantly keep you busy taking care of her every need, the rich chic can also cost you a pretty penny. Although she’s not necessarily after your money she has expensive taste, and expects you to shower her with nice things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis

Your first date Some expensive place where you spend a huge sum but she’s till not impressed

The inevitable breakup: You give up wen you realize she’s going to make you poor soon.
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