CONTROVERSIAL BLOGGER NJOKI CHEGE EDUCATES KENYAN WOMEN ON HOW TO HAVE A SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP ON SOCIAL MEDIA!!! YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT SHE SAID

5. #TheProposal, #ISaidYes, #SheSaidYes: Hang on, I think I forgot something, but I won’t go all the way up to insert it. So I will write it here.

I forgot the wedding proposal! Now people, it is not every day that people get proposed to. I mean, I have never been proposed to, and I live for the day I will be proposed to.

This is why I advise you to make it as grandiose as possible. Engage your fertile imagination. Propose publicly, on television, in the full glare of cameras.

Propose on her birthday, in front of her friends. Walk up to her in her office and sink on one bended knee.

For the man, ensure there is a cameraman to capture this historic moment. For the woman, make sure your nails are excellently manicured. Red is the preferred bridal colour.

And finally folks, do I have to remind you that you must upload these photos on Instagram and make them your WhatsApp profile picture for all the bitter exes to see and nyongwa?
That, ladies and gentlemen, is how to have a relationship on social media.

#HaveALovingWeekend!
By Njoki Chege
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