4. Pendo
If she wasn't so full of shit,she'd be the life of the show. Unlike all of the other girls,this one is the single one who absolutely seems to grasp the whole essence of Tra'sh TV. I mean,she's tra'sh herself. Pendo's whole act is the embodiment of pruriency. She's unladylike,often lewd, filthy, uncultured, foolish, loud, classless, offensive and deeply unattractive. She wants to be the show's Kenya Moore or Nene Leakes... But somehow, she lacks their class, beauty, tact or proficiency. Her approach to issues as the IQ of a disabled donkey. She's starting fights for absolutely no reason at all. And her fights themselves are the sort of fights unschooled h0b0s start in the villages in Kilifi. Don't even get me started on her very pathetic accent. Or the obvious fact that she doesn't know English. At all at all. Her overall look too makes her look like the ex-wife of a Nigerian conman. Her weaves are an eyesore. Her makeup reminds you of Tristessa, the Mexican pr0st1tute immortalized in Jack Kerouac's famous novel. Pendo is unnecessarily loud and combative. She's also obnoxiously fond of gossip and slandering her cast mates. Maybe that's who she was told to be by the show's very uncreative directors... But they chose the wrong girl. She is an epic fail from beginning to end. Her fashion sense and awful red weaves mostly leave her looking like she needs a shower. Her shoddy eyeliner too is in a deep need of redemption. And when she talks, or laughs, it's like a scene from a 1978 Horror film. She's scary and despicable. But maybe that's who she actually is. And that's NOT even an act. Her lies and acting skills too are so appalling, it pains me that someone considered a woman of her mettle entertaining. Pure rubbish.
6. Ella
She reminds you of s3'xual diseases. She's pretty alright, but the amount of trash oozing out from her totally obliterates any good qualities she initially had. She's Reality TV material,however. She's fond of sleaze, trash-talk, pettiness, alarming confessions and little tiffs and that really is what constitutes a Reality Show fronted by a gang of f3ral women. Trouble is,most of the time,she's unbelievable. Not much she says comes out as genuine. Her acting skills,however,are commendable... She's easy on the camera and confident in a s3'xy way actually. Her makeup artist,assuming it's Phoina Tosha,is doing an amazing job. If only the same make up artists can extend her services to Pendo and Gertrude. But can they afford her? With those mouths? Ella is fun to watch. And isn't too intent on throwing shade or starting fights. Good for her. Her ubiquit0usness in the show doesn't help matters,though. She runs the risk of being boring if she's in every single episode. Just sitting there there and talking about her life that,really,is very basic. Wouldn't want her in my b3'd though. You can't tell where that mouth has been. Or on whose b3d those buttocks have lied. But like I said,she's a fun one to watch.
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