7. Don't you love me? There is a joke that goes like;
"If a man tells you he loves you and he hasn't had organic S3'X with you, he's lying." Whether there is any truth in it, that's debatable.
Some men like Lenny Mwamba, a club bouncer believe that S3'X and love are two different entities.
"S3'X is so good; it will really fool you into thinking you're in love with them. 'Sk'in-to-sk'in' S3'X will have you all confused in your emotions," Lenny said, adding, "I don't know what happens when I sle'ep with a woman on the first date. I just loose interest and it even gets worse when we don't use a C0N'D0M. I probably initiated it but I end up backing out," he explained.
8. It is midnight, the shops are closed
Have you ever been at the heat of a moment that you had not even planned for only to realise that the last packet of C0N'D0MS was 'borrowed' by a friend? It is midnight and you live in Muchatha where shops are closed as early as 6pm. Do you start reminding your partner that you need to call a taxi to take you to the nearest shopping centre or go on and keep her focused? Of course, no man can allow such a moment pass!
"Truth be told sometimes you just can' avoid it. You will do everything it takes to convince her that all is well. Besides, who wants to wake up with blue balls?" Alex Kipchumba an upcoming blogger told The Nairobian.
9. Oops, just happened! Accidents do happen, even in bed!
Most Nairobians argue that whenever they have unpro'tected S3'X, it was err...an accident! Some will blame the devil or say they were carried away and couldn't say no. "Sometimes it's totally unplanned for. Your partner won't just stop. There is no turning back at that moment," explains Anne, a hairdresser in a top beauty parlour in Nairobi.
10. Too much of a hustle
Isaac Kiala, an environmentalist, confessed that as he grows older, he finds it more tedious to peel off a C0N'D0M and make out with a woman at the same time. "When you get to my age you have to do everything to 'keep it up'. A little destruction and you are back to square one, yet we all know how impatient ladies are. One simply cannot risk losing her in the initial stages of dating," Isaac told the Nairobian.
- The names of people we spoke to for this story have been changed to protect their identity.
SOURCE - http://www.sde.co.ke/
