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Things A Lady Should Never Do In The Presence Of A Man

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• Farting In Our Presence
Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to but they really hate when you do it in their presence. If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom you don't know to tell you what he thinks of a lady who farts in front of him.

• Eating too much
Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence please try to control your eating habits. Not that we're too broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just because you're indoors is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing of your undies (panties)
Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang
which tends to say that when a man loves you, he can even wash your undies, we're not that cool with seeing someone else's undies!

• Talking too dirty
Please, have control of things you say in our presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your language especially if you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing excessively

Control the length you laugh in front of us. When we're not around, you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish. I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn't know when she polluted.

• Always watching movies
If you are an Afro-cinema addict please, for the sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving it all your time especially when your man is around. We need total concentration when we are talking to you

• Fighting
Never fight in front of your man, he may feel that one day you will fight his mother.

• i Too Know attitude
Its very annoying when you always act like you know everything. When we argue about sports, romance, friends etc its cool for you to let us win sometimes as it would do you no harm than try to make sure you POV is the most correct even when its not.







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Anonymous
8 April 2014 at 09:51

Yea that's right..

Anonymous
8 April 2014 at 10:06

Tell dem! U just spoke my mind

Anonymous
8 April 2014 at 18:34

They need to get it right

Anonymous
12 April 2014 at 18:54

Not going to pretend for the rest of my life....take t or leave t

Anonymous
6 June 2014 at 12:45

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Anonymous
6 June 2014 at 14:36

To the pnt

Anonymous
6 June 2014 at 20:24

True talk. Tell dem oh

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