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7. Artificial nails,artificial hair,artificial skin colour,artificial hips,artificial breasts.
8. Drinking is part of her diet.
9. At age 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story.
10. At age 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed.
11. At 28: You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
12. At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
13. At 48: You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
14. At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story.
15. At 68: If you take her to bed, that'll be a story.
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