DEAD FUNNY: Checkout Hilarious analysis of KIDERO’s gubernatorial SLAP to Nairobi senator MIKE SONKO and ex-Girlfriend RACHAEL SHEBESH

Governor Kidero enters the Guinness Book of Record as the first human to successfully land gubernatorial slaps on the faces of two love birds in two unrelated events. Pythagoras hypothesized that the probability of such occurrence is one in a million. 

During the induction ceremony, Prof. Otoyo noted that unlike the Shabesh slap that register 6.3 on the Richter Scale, experts are still divided on the magnitude of Sonko’s slap as the current scale can not handle it, but the slap on Sonko’s face was so strong that upon landing on his earth, Gold and other minerals hanging on his neck and teeth were scattered all over. 

Need a website or creative design services? Get started here Upon impact, the coefficient of restitution between Kidero’s hands and Sonko’s face was 0.5. Dr. Otoyo further noted that the energy absorbed by Sonko’s face is enough to project an omena, weighing 3 pounds, upwards at a velocity of 400 feet per second. “~~~Dr. Otoyo. PhD. River Awasi University. Congratulations to Dr. Kidero. Courtesy

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